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I made a complete fool out of myself at the library today. I was walking up the stairs when I accidently missed a step and started to fall forwards. I threw my hands forward to stop myself, but realized far too late that my hands were in my coat pockets. Instead to stopping myself I actually speed up my downward progress and fell face and shoulders first into the stairs. I now have this wonderful bruise running all the way across both shoulders. I couldn't even get up right away because I was sort of pinned into the stairs and had some trouble getting my hands free. It sucked.... go ahead, laugh away.